Rampant Stupidity

We all make the odd error in haste now and then. This I can understand, but when making a sign for display purposes you would think a little more care would be taken. You would suppose somebody on the staff might be identified as the least lacking in basic skills and therefore be nominated to check. It's not just spelling and punctuation. This evening, Countdown employed the services of Masterchef Brett to explain the variety and preparation of the 'punkins' available. Lucky he doesn't work here ...

Of course, it could be that a certain Petone restaurant is actually employing the same cunning scheme as the peerless Arkwright in 'Open All Hours'.