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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Annihilation


With my trusty ginzu steak knife, I have dispatched all the dandelions in the lawn to dandelion heaven. They lived to regret ever parachuting in to this address! Also tidied up the pots and finished off the new garden with some annuals. A satisfying day.

4 comments:

  1. Lovely post child, but it is only my beloved humans that I welcome to heaven, though I could be wrong!

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  2. Have you a photo of those annuals?

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  3. "though I could be wrong!"
    Yes Jesus Today (a sad Jesus imposter) you are wrong. Read the bible, it says...
    Joshua 334:2
    "And the Lord commanded His children to disperse the seeds, and He watched from Heaven and smiled (in a very godly sort of know it all way). Then he thought nice thoughts about his only begotten son (Angry) Jesus and how he always remembered Fathers' Day."
    Well, if it's there in the bloody bible, it must be the word of God.

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  4. Jesus Today - I think you may be wrong
    Angry Jesus - are you sure you're not actually Had Too Much Home Brew Jesus?

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